#diet

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else ... even the fact that I'm on a diet. ↗

— Barbara Brooke

#diet #humor #diet

Using Facebook is like taking a Dyson to your spare time. ↗

— Gemini Adams

#humor-books #humor-quotes #technology #diet

Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? ↗

— Regina Griffin

#funny-but-true #funny-quotes #humor #humorous #diet

When it comes to eating right and exercising, there is no "I'll start tomorrow." Tomorrow is disease. ↗

— Terri Guillemets

#exercise #procrastination #diet

The worst is, I remain so stone cold. Does this war make you an 'alive-dead person'? Is it not possible to remain yourself in this chaos? How long still? ↗

— Diet Eman

#diet

There you are. A simple commandment. Not ten of them, just one: 'Thou shalt not eat.' (Personally, I wish the very first edict from God hadn't involved dieting, don't you?) ↗

— Liz Curtis Higgs

#food #funny #inspirational #diet

There is something about veganism that is not easy, but the difficulty is not inherent in veganism, but in our culture. ↗

— Will Tuttle

#veganism #diet

She'd even violated the only sensible rule of dieting she'd ever run across, the sage advice of the Muppets' Miss Piggy, who recommended never eating anything bigger than your head. ↗

— Susan Donovan

#dieting #miss-piggy #muppets #rules #weight-loss

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke! ↗

— Rick Riordan

#dolphin-warriors #mark-of-athena #percy-jackson #diet

Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants. ↗

— Michael Pollan

#eating #food #omnivore #plants #diet