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Like a butterfly stuck in a chrysalis, waiting for the perfect moment, I was waiting for the day I could burst forth and fly away and find my home.


Emme Rollins


#butterfly #chrysalis #dependence #dependency #dependency-growth

While America will always, I think, feel foreign to me, New York City is my home. This is where I can construct my own identity freely and reject labels imposed on me.


Raquel Cepeda


#foreign #freedom #freedom-of-choice #freedom-of-thought #home

As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two.


Cassandra Clare


#doughnut #gluttony #humor #jace-wayland #humor

I am ever a gentle maiden," she shouted. "Damn if I'm not.


Julie Garwood


#humor #julie-garwood #romance-novels #humor

This was supposed to be yesterday. I was sitting on the Cardiff/London train, supposedly about to write this very column, and realising something quite terrible. My head was entirely empty. A vast echoing void. Bigger on the inside, but with nothing in it. You could drop a pebble in my brain and wait for an hour to hear it land. No actually, you couldn't - that would be aggressive and unhelpful, so keep your damn pebbles to yourself.


Steven Moffat


#humor #humour #magazine #pebbles #train

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of the word "Infinite". Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, "wow, that's big", time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.


Douglas Adams


#douglas-adams #humor #humor

As far as informing the headmaster, Harry had no idea where Dumbledore went during the summer holidays. He amused himself for a moment, picturing Dumbledore, with his long silver beard, full-length wizard's robes, and pointed hat, stretched out on a beach somewhere, rubbing suntan lotion onto his long crooked nose.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #humor

Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.


Terry Pratchett


#wisdom #humor

Men are like dogs," Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much space on the bed, and they always went for the crotch.


Lisa Kleypas


#humor #men #smooth-talking-stranger #humor

Songwriting is a bitch. And then it has puppies


Steven Tyler


#humor #music #songwriting #humor






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