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Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.


Charles Bukowski


#making-do #humor

I was in the game for love. After all, where else can an old-timer with one leg, who can't hear or see, live like a king while doing the only thing I wanted to do?


Bill Veeck


#doing #else #game #hear #i

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.


Groucho Marx


#humor #innuendo #naughty #humor

The advice that I usually give to young actors is that if you can create a character for the stage and keep that character fresh for at least 6 months that means you're doing the show eight times a week.


Joe Morton


#character #create #doing #eight #fresh

I've committed to nothing...and that's just suicide...by tiny, tiny increments.


Nick Hornby


#dark-humor #fiction #personal-insight #rob-gordon #humor

That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.


Nora Roberts


#life #wisdom #humor

Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?" "Only once" said Hermione stung. "I got you loads more then you got me-" "I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times-" "Well if you're counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand-


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #humor #ron-weasley #humor

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.


Bill Watterson


#humor

It feels quite cool, in a mad way, to be someone who skulks about in the shadows.


Peter Baynham


#cool #feels #mad #quite #shadows

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...” “Yes, they do that,” said Dumbledore.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #malfoy #order-of-the-phoenix #sarcasm #humor






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