#doctor

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose. ↗

— Blake Edwards

#doctor #find #help #idiot #just

When I was born, the doctor looked at my mother and said, 'Congratulations, you have an actor!' ↗

— Sally Field

#born #congratulations #doctor #i #i was born

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. ↗

— Thomas Fuller

#heir #his #likely #makes #patient

When a man lacks mental balance in pneumonia he is said to be delirious. When he lacks mental balance without the pneumonia, he is pronounced insane by all smart doctors. ↗

— Martin H. Fischer

#delirious #doctors #insane #lacks #man

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. ↗

— Martin H. Fischer

#console #day #days #doctor #eighteen

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. ↗

— Martin H. Fischer

#cannot #doctor #his #inversely #man

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell. ↗

— Dorothy Canfield Fisher

#doctors #eggs #into #nurses #people

Let us not say that we will decide on a political basis at the national level that no State is competent to regulate the practice of medicine in that State if they decide to allow a doctor to prescribe marijuana, because that is what we are talking about. ↗

— Barney Frank

#allow #basis #because #competent #decide

The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him. ↗

— Sigmund Freud

#him #his #like #mirror #nothing

The alarming thing in China is the almost total absence of primary care. Even in cities, there are no independent doctors' offices or neighborhood clinics, so people have to go to the hospital for every health care need. ↗

— Nancy Travis

#alarming #almost #care #china #cities