#dog

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#dogs #humans #just #me #never

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#books #dogs #friends #humor #humor

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods. ↗

— Christopher Hitchens

#atheism #cats #dogs #food #god

Meow” means “woof” in cat. ↗

— George Carlin

#cats #dogs #humor #language #humor

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace. ↗

— Milan Kundera

#peace #jealousy

The more I know about men the more I like dogs. ↗

— Gloria Allred

#dogs #i #know #like #men

Dogs are my favorite people. ↗

— Richard Dean Anderson

#dogs #favorite #favorite people #people

I am quite an early riser - I usually get up between 5.30 and 6am and take the dogs out. ↗

— Adam Ant

#between #dogs #early #get #i

Women, we might as well be dogs baying the moon as petitioners without the right to vote! ↗

— Susan B. Anthony

#might #moon #right #vote #well

My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness. ↗

— Rene Auberjonois

#acres #daughter #dog #doing #her