#dog

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. ↗

— Jay Leno

#bad breath #breath #dog #i #i do

The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts. ↗

— David Letterman

#because #carts #changed #confused #dog

I'm the little dog who goes the wrong way - under the hoop. ↗

— Jack Levine

#goes #hoop #i #little #under

We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough. ↗

— Christine Taylor

#dogs #enough #new #puppy #three

I made a lot of good friends in Philadelphia and the last thing that I would want to do is dog anyone in that clubhouse. If I made it sound like that, it was a mistake. ↗

— Cory Lidle

#clubhouse #dog #friends #good #good friends

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. ↗

— Wendy Liebman

#blind #dates #dog #free #get

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. ↗

— Wendy Liebman

#dog #father #her #i #kill

I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV. ↗

— Phillip Lim

#dog #i #life #me #posh

The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew. ↗

— Abraham Lincoln

#act #anew #case #difficulty #dogmas

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. ↗

— Abraham Lincoln

#calling #does #dog #four #how