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A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you’ll look with a brick duct taped to your wrist!



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange

Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.


Alyxandra Harvey


#funny #lucy #over-protective #funny

I once inscribed the word "Ennui" backwards on my forehead, and I was so bored that I stared at it in the mirror for hours. And at the end of that time, I felt like Sheryl Crow, and I looked like Aleister Crowley.


Jarod Kintz


#bored #boredom #ennui #funny #mirror

We’re wasting time here. I’ve got a sweet ass to paddle. Some legs to spread…


Starla Kaye


#domestic-discipline #erotic-romance #funny #romance #spanking

It is not really hard to do nothing. Many can. The hard part is doing nothing without feeling guilty about it.


Haim Shapira


#happiness #wisdom #funny

A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of the scale holds a lie or the truth. (Hint: The truth is much heavier than a brick.)



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great.


Erin Dionne


#funny

I don’t worry about identity theft, because I don’t even know who I am as a person. So if I’m not even in possession of my own identity, how can it be stolen from me?



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought

A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world.


Anthony Liccione


#horizon #limitations #outside-the-box #see-the-world #stuck






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