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I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.


Megan McDonald


#humor #jell-o #random #humor

Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.


George Burns


#fool #humor #money #sayings #wisdom

If you hear a "prominent" economist using the word 'equilibrium,' or 'normal distribution,' do not argue with him; just ignore him, or try to put a rat down his shirt.


Nassim Nicholas Taleb


#humor #randomness #humor

A knavish speech sleeps in a fool's ear.


William Shakespeare


#humor #ignorance #intelligence #wisdom #humor

He is quiet for a minute, then turns his head to look at me. "Where were you when I was twelve?" "Well, I was nine." I cut my eyes over to him. "And probably locked in the back of a Ho-Ho truck, eating my way to freedom. Yeah, that really happened.


Nicole Christie


#freedom

As in music, when we hear the crescendo building, suddenly if the music stops, we begin to hear the silence as part of the music.


Chögyam Trungpa


#enlightenment #humor #music #silence #silent-music

A brick could be used to raise your status as an upstanding citizen. Don’t get too excited, though. It’ll only raise you up about three inches.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used to represent society as a whole. But to represent society as a half, I’d recommend using either a full carton of half and half, or a half-full carton of whole milk.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards


Benny Bellamacina


#humour #life #philosophy #wisdom #wisdom-quote

We're on a planet, relax!


Benny Bellamacina


#philosophy #wisdom #humor






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