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Cynicism is when a small mind and a hurt heart rejects the hope, love, and truth of a big and caring God.


Jayce O'Neal


#dr-jayce #god #jayce-oneal #love #love

She’s not showing any interest in me and she looks like she doesn’t want to be here. Should I take off her handcuffs? I thought kidnap victims were supposed to fall in love with their captors?



Jarod Kintz


#fall-in-love #handcuffs #interest #kidnap #kidnapped

Antonio: Will you stay no longer? nor will you not that I go with you? Sebastian: By your patience, no. My stars shine darkly over me; the malignancy of my fate might, perhaps, distemper yours; therefore I shall crave of you your leave that I may bear my evils alone. It were a bad recompense for your love to lay any of them on you.


William Shakespeare


#city-of-glass #shakespeare #stars-shine-darkly #twelfth-night #love

I mean, when the world comes for your children, with the knives out, it's your job to stand in the way.


Joe Hill


#parental-love #parenting #love

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #life #life

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.


Bill Hicks


#humor #humor

Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.


Roald Dahl


#children #humor #humor

If you would have a boy to despise his mother, let her keep him at home, and spend her life in petting him up, and slaving to indulge his follies and caprices.


Anne Brontë


#contempt #mother #over-indulgence #upbringing #home

What must I do now?” Mrs. Muller considered her silently for a while. “You are still a child. You must go where you are told and do as you are told. But it won’t always be so. Soon you will be in charge of yourself. Until that time: Be aware. Listen. Look. Touch. Smell. And remember. But for now, you must go home.


Masha du Toit


#children #do-as-you-re-told #growing-up #home

I know that big people don't like questions from children. They can ask all the questions they like, How's school? Are you a good boy? Did you say your prayers? but if you ask them did they say their prayers you might be hit on the head.


Frank McCourt


#humor #humor






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