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Bill Hicks

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I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

— Bill Hicks

#humour #misanthropy #humor

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

— Bill Hicks

#death #everything #free #life #pay

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

— Bill Hicks

#eye #like #paint #spray #taking

Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love.

— Bill Hicks

#faith #faith

I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

— Bill Hicks

#drugs #love

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

— Bill Hicks


The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

— Bill Hicks


Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

— Bill Hicks


I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

— Bill Hicks

#humour #misanthropy #perspective #equality

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

— Bill Hicks


About Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Quotes

Did you know about Bill Hicks?

Once Hicks gained some underground success in night clubs and universities he quit drinking. Hicks would end some of his shows especially those being recorded in front of larger audiences as albums with a mock "assassination" of himself on stage making gunshot sound effects into the microphone while falling to the ground. [citation needed]
On February 7 1994 a verse Hicks had authored on his perspective wiBill Hickss and thanks of his life to be released after his death as his "last word" ended with the words: "I left in love in laughter and in truth and wherever truth love and laughter abide I am there in spirit.

Hicks's material was often controversial and steeped in dark comedy. His material largely consisted of general discussions about society religion politics philosophy and personal issues. It was in the UK however where Hicks first amassed a significant fan base packing large venues with his 1991 tour.

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