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The married thing. Sometimes I look at it and feel like someone from a Dickens novel, standing outside in the cold and staring in at Christmas dinner. Relationships hadn't ever really worked for me. I think it's had something to do with all the demons, ghosts, and human sacrifice. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #love #michael-carpenter #humor

That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe! ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #life #life

I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

It took several minutes, and when Butters woke up, Andi and Marci, both naked, both rather pleasant that way, were giving him CPR. They'd kept his body alive in the absence of his soul. "Wow," Butters slurred as he opened his eyes. He looked back and forth between the two werewolf girls. "Subtract the horrible pain in my chest, and all the mold and mildew, and I'm living the dream." Then he passed out. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#dreams

Time after time, history demonstrates that when people don't want to believe something, they have enormous skills of ignoring it altogether. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#history #ignorance #ignorance

Hello Angel,'Michael rumbled, and leaned over to give the woman a kiss on the cheek. She accepted it with all the loving tolerance of a Komodo dragon. 'Don't you hello angel me. Do you know what I had to go through to find a baby-sitter, get all the way out here, get the money together and then get the sword back for you? ↗


— Jim Butcher


#love

Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #thomas-raith #humor

My name is Markowski. I carry a badge. Also a crucifix, some wooden stakes, a big vial of holy water, and a 9mm Beretta loaded with silver bullets. I was never a Boy Scout but "Be Prepared" is still a good motto to live by. Especially if you plan to keep living. ↗


— Justin Gustainis


#humor #mystery #paranormal #humor






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