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Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now.


Jim Butcher


#evil

Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a flashing warning sign that you're about to damn yourself. It sneaks up on you when you aren't looking.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #molly-carpenter #evil

You predicted quick victory. Now it’s going to get hopelessly complicated. Jesus, don’t you know any better than that by now?


Jim Butcher


#optimism #pessimism #thomas-raith #victory

I like to stay cozy with my paranoia, not pass her around to my friends and family.


Jim Butcher


#paranoia #family

Molly was arrested. Possession.” I blinked at him. “She was possessed?


Jim Butcher


#quote #dresden-files

Injun Joe studied the body for a moment, his eyes sad. Then he said, "I'd rather go in my sleep, I think." He glanced back at me. "What about you?" "I want to be stepped on by an elephant while having sex with identical triplet cheerleaders," I said.


Jim Butcher


#dresden-files #harry-dresden #death

Do you really think you can win?' 'Yeah. Hell, Ortega is only the third or fourth most disturbing thing I've tangled with today.' 'But even if you do win, what does it change?' 'Me getting kiilled now. That way, I get to be killed later tonight instead.' - Susan Rodriguez & Harry Dresden, Death Masks, Jim Butcher


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #magic #paranormal #wizards #change

Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing.


Jim Butcher


#consequences #dresden-files #fantasies #playboy #beauty

It took several minutes, and when Butters woke up, Andi and Marci, both naked, both rather pleasant that way, were giving him CPR. They'd kept his body alive in the absence of his soul. "Wow," Butters slurred as he opened his eyes. He looked back and forth between the two werewolf girls. "Subtract the horrible pain in my chest, and all the mold and mildew, and I'm living the dream." Then he passed out.


Jim Butcher


#dreams

They don't make morgues with windows. In fact, if the geography allows for it, they hardly ever make morgues above the ground. I guess it's partly because it must be eisier to refrigerate a bunch of coffin-sized chambers in a room insulated by the earth. But that can't be all there is to it. Under the earth means a lot more than relative altitude. It's where dead things fit. Graves are under the earth. So are Hell, Gehenna, Hades, and a dozen other reported afterlives. Maybe it says somthing about people. Maybe for us, under the earth is a subtle and profound statement. Maybe ground level provides us with a kind of symbolic boundary marker, an artificial construct that helps us remember that we are alive. Mabye it helps us push death's shadow back from our lives. I live in a basement apartment and like it. What does that say about me? Probably that I overanalyze things.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #death






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