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I don't believe in faeries!


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #life #life

We are not going to die." Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?" No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.


Jim Butcher


#humor #motivation #optimism #thomas-raith #waldo-butters

Fear is a part of life. It's a warning mechanism. That's all. It tells you when there's danger around. Its job is to help you survive. Not cripple you into being unable to do it.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #survival #life

I was seducing shepherdesses when you weren't a twinkle in your great-grandcestor's eyes. I think I know what I'm doing.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #women #humor

Gruff,” I said, “I find myself largely clueless about why mortal women do what they do. It will take a wiser man than me to understand what’s in a fae woman’s mind.


Jim Butcher


#humor #women #humor

Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

You're a cop. I need a doughnut.


Jim Butcher


#humor #stereotype #humor

Dammit, Dresden, if you want to know about me, wait for the autobiography like everyone else.


Jim Butcher


#humor #jared-kincaid #humor






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