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Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by eight thousand and fifty pounds, you’ve left the realm of combat and enrolled yourself in Road-kill 101. Or possibly in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.


Jim Butcher


#ferro #harry-dresden #humor #sarcasm #humor

Sometimes I forget how much I like riding the bike." Most chicks do," I said. "Roar of the engine and so on." Murphy's blue eyes glittered with annoyance and anticipation. "Pig. You really enjoy dropping all women together in the same demographic, don't you?" It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels.


Jim Butcher


#humor #karrin-murphy #women #humor

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some." Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #life #life

We are not going to die." Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?" No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.


Jim Butcher


#humor #motivation #optimism #thomas-raith #waldo-butters






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