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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.


Seneca


#madness #nothing #voluntary

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.


Winston Churchill


#drinking #drunkenness #retort #today

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.


Criss Jami


#best #conversation #drink #drinking #drunk

Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough.


Lord Chesterfield


#drunken #enough #men #sober #themselves

WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire.


Harriet Evans


#drunken-behaviour #funny #texting #funny

One more drink and I'll be under the host.


Mae West


#drinking #drunkenness #drinking

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.



Winston Churchill


#drunkenness #retort #classics






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