#dumb

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#cord #cut #dog #dumb #everywhere

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of you all? ↗

— Anne Robinson

#mirror #wall #who #you

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#dumb #dumb people #frustrated #i #i think

One of the dumber things my manager said was, Stick to the melody. But I can't. ↗

— Shawn Colvin

#i #manager #melody #said #stick

No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about. ↗

— Trey Parker

#broadway #dumb #group #just #over

You know, people think you have to be dumb to skip rope for 45 minutes. No, you have to be able to imagine something else. While you're skipping rope, you have to be able to see something else. ↗

— John Irving

#dumb #else #imagine #know #minutes

I actually think Bill Gates is conventionally smarter, even though it's a dumb word, but mental processing power - I've watched him use four different screens, process information, get to the right answer, boom boom boom. ↗

— Walter Isaacson

#answer #bill #bill gates #boom #different

When you're young, you look at television and think, there's a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that's not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want. ↗

— Steve Jobs

#conspiracy #down #dumb #exactly #get

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle. ↗

— Daniel Johns

#middle #none #really #smart #us

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

#dumb #fart #ford #gum #jerry