#dumb

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

#dumb #fart #ford #gum #jerry

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. ↗

— Erica Jong

#dumb #ever #guy #guys #hardly

I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was supposed to be scared of anybody or anything - like getting fired or anything like that. ↗

— Sally Kellerman

#anything #chrysler #dumb #fired #getting

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#comedy #dumb #hair #red #red hair

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#dumb #i #lot #mad #me

Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb. If we win, it'll be because of the president. And if we lose, it'll be because of me. ↗

— Karl Rove

#dumb #gets #lose #me #president

Every character has their reasons - even the characters who do dumb things. ↗

— Zoe Saldana

#characters #dumb #even #every #reasons

Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman. ↗

— Lawrence Schiller

#astute #blond #bombshell #businesswoman #dumb

Have I said dumb things? Absolutely, who hasn't? But I have never backed away from being called out on something I did or said wrong. ↗

— Curt Schilling

#away #backed #being #called #did

You know, I've always wanted to do dramas. When I moved to L.A., that was my dream, because I never really grew up watching comedies, although of course I loved 'Dumb & Dumber.' ↗

— Seann William Scott

#always #amp #because #comedies #course