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Do not believe anything merely because you are told it is so, because others believe it, because it comes from Tradition, or because you have imagined it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect. Believe, take for your doctrine, and hold true to that, which, after serious investigation, seems to you to further the welfare of all beings. (47)


Jean-Yves Leloup


#belief #believe #doctrine #teachers #teaching

Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#helping-hand #reaching-out #richelle #richelle-goodrich #funny

Your perception is riveting, Amal," he says in a bored and sarcastic tone, dropping the note down on my desk. "It's comforting to know that there are people in my class who have the maturity and intelligence to make derogatory comments about other people's external appearances." Now what am I supposed to say to that? "What do you have to say for yourself?" Friggin' mind reader.


Randa Abdel-Fattah


#mind-reader #note-passing #teacher #funny

A loyal American wife should never be without a gun in her purse, just in case her husband turns traitor.


Bauvard


#humor #loyalty #marriage #treachery #funny

You okay?" "Fine." "Your heart's beating really fast." "Gee, thanks. That's very comforting that you can hear it." He smiled, and it was the old Michael, the one she'd first met before all the vamp stuff. "Yeah, I know it is. Sorry. Just stay behind me if there's trouble." "You sound like Shane." "Well, he did say he'd kill me if I got you hurt. I'm just looking after my own neck." "Liar.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.


Charles M. Schulz


#cartoons #humor #preaching #shallow #shallowness

All I need is a badly mangled, irate sentence stalking me.


Karen Marie Moning


#writers-world #humor

I mean, if 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself "Dijkstra would not have liked this", well, that would be enough immortality for me.


Edsger W. Dijkstra


#immortality #teacher #humor

We are each other's seventh largest trading partner, we are the fifth largest investor there and likewise, we have a lot of exchanges between political leaders, businessmen, tourists and school children too.


Sellapan Ramanathan


#businessmen #children #each #exchanges #fifth

We shouldn't any of us be afraid of teaching protective measures to save lives.


Kyan Douglas


#any #lives #measures #protective #save






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