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A brick could be used to enhance your sex life. So what are you waiting for? Get that gerbil out of your pants
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used as a PRA, or Person Replacement Apparatus. Just give the brick a name, start talking to it, and before you know it you've got a friend for life. Say, do you want to brick swap? 
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used as a symbol for the kind of life I’m trying to build. The question now is, what kind of life am I trying to build? Well, I guess I want stability, longevity, and I’d like it two stories, with the second story being fiction, or even pseudo nonfiction, if that makes sense in its nonsensicality. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I think it’s weird how vanilla people just jump into a bed and fuck and don’t ever relish the moment, don’t talk to each other about what works and what doesn’t. So many people just expect sex to happen, but really great sex takes work, like everything in life. You have to talk to your partner. ↗


— Lexi Blake


#expectations #great-sex #relish-the-moment #vanilla-people #life

I believe in knowing who you are but without limiting yourself to your own expectation of who you are. ↗


— Charlotte Eriksson


#find-your-passion #find-yourself #growing-up #knowing-who-you-are #learning

We must remember that nature is the supreme cradle of life, and must be protected and treated with the highest respect and care. ↗


— Bryant McGill


#love #nature #protect #respect #life

There is no such thing as objectivity. We are all just interpreting signals from the universe and trying to make sense of them. Dim, shaky, weak, static-y little signals that only hint at the complexity of a universe we cannot begin to understand. ↗


— Bones The Doctor in the Photo


#objectivity #philosophy #science #universe #science

A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. ↗


— Thomas Jefferson


#justice #majority #minority #perspective #politics

Elections belong to the people. It's their decision. If they decide to turn their back on the fire and burn their behinds, then they will just have to sit on their blisters. ↗


— Abraham Lincoln


#democracy #elections #voting #democracy

But wishes are only granted in fairy tales. ↗


— Simone Elkeles


#bhie #fairy-tales #fiction #on-fiction #perfect-chemistry






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