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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. ↗

— George Carlin

#immediate #immediate future #only #past #present

You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!. ↗

— Rob Zombie

#discovering #generation #joke #like #liked

George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do. ↗

— Drew Carey

#before #carlin #comic #george #george carlin

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make. ↗

— Drew Carey

#bad #feel #filled #guilt #hollywood

I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge. ↗

— Drew Carey

#bit #chances #comedy #edge #free

There are legitimate, even powerful arguments, to be made against the Bush administration's foreign policy. But those arguments are complicated, hard to explain, and, in the end, not all that sensational. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#against #bush #complicated #end #even

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet. ↗

— Drew Carey

#i #kid #played #trumpet

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. ↗

— Drew Carey

#club #comedy #comedy club #easier #funny

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. ↗

— Drew Carey

#day #effectively #everything #hours #legalized

And, one thing I definitely enjoyed personally, from a selfish point of view, was exploration and going to places that I had never been to before and learning, you know, meeting the people and getting to know, new sights and sounds, etc. ↗

— Duane G. Carey

#before #definitely #enjoyed #etc #exploration