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So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.


Yahtzee Croshaw


#americans #funny #superheroes #funny

Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?


Martin Freeman


#everyone #know #long #long words #pretend

I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend.


Chelsea M. Cameron


#funny #hunter-zaccadelli #my-favorite-mistake #shower #taylor-and-hunter

Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget.


Eoin Colfer


#funny

(...) And who cares if you flash people your underwear, as long as you're kicking the crap out of them?" Lynn goes silent, like she recognizes that as a spark of brilliance but can't bring herself to admit it. "What's this about underwear?" Says Uriah, sidestepping a bunk. "Whatever it is, I'm in.


Veronica Roth


#insurgent #underwear #uriah #veronica-roth #funny

This is a theater," Bertie, annoyed by the inquisition, dropped him onto stage. Several feet of slack cable landed atop the fairy in a slithering heap. "Oh!" Peaseblossom said. "You've buried him alive!


Lisa Mantchev


#eyes-like-stars #funny #lisa-mantchev #mustardseed #peaseblossom

Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#dark-hunter #funny #nhumour #funny

Do you think they're going to buy that a guy in tacky leather chaps dances like this?" I scoffed when he twirled me back into his embrace. "Keep it up, and I'll put you in the chaps." He didn't smile, but I sensed an undercurrent of amusement.


Becca Fitzpatrick


#funny #hush-hush #leather-chaps #nora-and-patch #nora-grey

Trent’s chest rises with a quick inhale as his hands lift to grab mine and pull them out, placing them with a pat on the outside of his shirt. “Okay, you win. But don’t do that while I’m driving or we’ll end up in a ditch.” He looks over his shoulder again, adding in a soft, solemn tone, “I’m serious, Kacey. I can’t handle it.


K.A. Tucker


#k-a-tucker #kacey-cleary #kacey-trent #ten-tiny-breaths #trent-emerson

Neither sleet nor rain nor a half inch of snow will compel me to dress like a lumberjack.


Gayle Forman


#gayle-forman #if-i-stay #lumberjack #quote #funny






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