#er

We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them. ↗

— Adam Rex

#humor #ideal-partner #marriage #humor

[I]t is not by being richer or more powerful that a man becomes better; one is a matter of fortune, the other of virtue. Nor should she deem herself other than venal who weds a rich man rather than a poor, and desires more things in her husband than himself. Assuredly, whomsoever this concupiscence leads into marriage deserves payment rather than affection. ↗

— Héloïse d'Argenteuil

#concupiscence #dignity #fortune #greed #honesty

Reason we're here is because almost every lovin' kid in the Glade has come up to me in the last day or two either boohooing about Thomas or beggin' to take his bloody hand in marriage... ↗

— James Dashner

#marriage

Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands; I realize this now. Flannel shirts are to women what crotchless panties are to men. ↗

— Suzanne Finnamore

#divorce #husband #infidelity #marriage #seperation

She thought a writer should work harder writing a book than she did reading it. ↗

— Jeffrey Eugenides

#writing #writing-advice #marriage

The only constant in our marriage is the edge of the cliff we're hanging on to, killing time until we tire ourselves out and give in to our inevitable collapse. ↗

— Elizabeth Flock

#marriage #sad #seperation #marriage

Follow the Pfizer pill road! Follow the Pfizer pill road! Follow, follow, follow, follow, Follow the Pfizer pill road! ↗

— Suzanne Finnamore

#divorce #husband #infidelity #marriage #seperation

This people know where their husbands are. I would like to vomit. I would like to vomit my soul out. ↗

— Suzanne Finnamore

#divorce #husbands #infidelity #marriage #seperation

I won't be affected by your charm nor I will trap you into marriage. I've been there once, never again. - Kristine ↗

— Martha Cecilia

#romance #tagalog #marriage

Illinois has less than a 12 percent black population and I won with 55 percent of the vote. ↗

— Carol Moseley Braun

#i #illinois #less #percent #population