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I try to stay in shape, I work out in the gym, take my vitamins every day, and I guess maybe I have some good genes, but lately I've been feeling it. You know, after all these years it does catch up with you. But just for now. ↗

— Regis Philbin

#been #catch #day #does #every

I have a thing against reality shows. I think they are so fake. I think they are produced before they begin. I think people know where they're going, what they're going to say, what the situation is. These things just don't happen and you know that. ↗

— Regis Philbin

#before #begin #fake #going #happen

Well, I work out three to four times a week, in a gym, which - thank God - is right in my building here in New York City. It's in the Reebok building, and it's got every kind of weightlifting equipment you can imagine, spread out over six floors, plus basketball courts and everything else. And because it's right in the building, there's no excuse. ↗

— Regis Philbin

#because #building #city #courts #else

You know, I never knew if I had any talent when I started in this business. My first job was being a page at The Tonight Show. I saw Jack Paar come out one night and sit on the edge of his desk and talk about what he'd done the night before. I thought, 'I can do that!' I used to do that on a street corner in the Bronx with all my buddies. ↗

— Regis Philbin

#any #before #being #bronx #buddies

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed. ↗

— Prince Philip

#everybody #leisure #more #must #now

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. ↗

— Prince Philip

#come #enjoying #health #other #our

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." ↗

— Emo Philips

#big #big guy #corners #face #fight

People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi. ↗

— Emo Philips

#always #ask #i #kennedy #me

Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy. ↗

— Emo Philips

#hello #says #speech #therapy #well

England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'. ↗

— Emo Philips

#better #england #i #only #out