#eve

So a lot of me is still a little kid, and I think that kind of helps alter my sense of reality - it makes me able to just become Belle every single night. ↗

— Christy Romano

#alter #become #belle #every #helps

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now. ↗

— Ray Romano

#accountant #even #father #had #hugged

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. ↗

— Ray Romano

#born #break #deprivation #everyone #greatest

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out. ↗

— Ray Romano

#go #i #loans #money #never

I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F. ↗

— Ray Romano

#alzheimer #begins #comes #every #giving

I'm genuine and people can believe what I say. ↗

— Romario

#genuine #i #people #say

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh. ↗

— Ray Romano

#did #get #good #good student #i

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. ↗

— Ray Romano

#clean #clothes #every #get #gets

I was born in the USA, which many people still find hard to believe. ↗