#accountant

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#accountant #always #ask #child #i

My father was an accountant and his father was a typographer. ↗

— Umberto Eco

#father #his

The studios have been taken over by marketing people and accountants. ↗

— Joe Eszterhas

#been #marketing #over #people #studios

Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or an accountant, it's too late to become a musician afterwards. ↗

— Peter Tork

#afterwards #become #dentist #energy #fails

I would say that IQ is the strongest predictor of which field you can get into and hold a job in, whether you can be an accountant, lawyer or nurse, for example. ↗

— Daniel Goleman

#accountant #example #field #for example #get

I think that the opportunity to be a kid another year and not have to not worry about the responsibilities of paying bills, and worry about getting an agent and worry about getting an accountant was important. ↗

— Jason Williams

#accountant #agent #another #bills #getting

In this business you break a leg and 150 other people are out of work while production is shut down. It's not like you were an accountant and could still work with your leg in a cast. ↗

— Ken Curtis

#break #business #cast #could #down

Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status. ↗

— Northrop Frye

#audit #canadians #country #higher #i

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession. ↗

— Charles Lyell

#call #credit #good #his #never

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one? ↗

— Jackie Mason

#did #even #ever #hear #kid