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I worked with everybody, the best, and they actually paid me money to stand next to the people I idolized.


Bobby Sherman


#best #everybody #i #idolized #me

All civil rights and the right to hold office were to be extended to persons of any Christian denomination.


Roger Sherman


#christian #civil #civil rights #denomination #extended

Dualists hold that body and soul are separate entities and that the soul will continue beyond the existence of the physical body.


Michael Shermer


#body #continue #entities #existence #hold

I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you.


Bret Easton Ellis


#love

The money is in a different league these days, of course, but I have special memories of the 60s and 70s which players today don't have. There wasn't the same celebrity attitude and media exposure. We had a bit more freedom.


Peter Shilton


#bit #celebrity #course #days #different

U.S. corn exports to CAFTA countries will benefit from reduced tariffs and duty-free access for corn products.


John Shimkus


#benefit #cafta #corn #countries #exports

The twentieth century has exhibited a barbarism and lack of respect for human life on a massive scale just about unknown before.


Ron Silver


#barbarism #before #century #exhibited #human

I peer through the spectral, polluted, nicotine-sodden windows of my sock at these old lollopers in their kiddie gear. Go home, I say. Go home, lie down, and eat lots of potatoes. I had three handjobs yesterday. None was easy. Sometimes you really have to buckle down to it, as you do with all forms of exercise. It's simply a question of willpower. Anyone who's got the balls to stand there and tell me that a handjob isn't exercise just doesn't know what he's talking about. I almost had a heart-attack during number three. I take all kinds of other exercise too. I walk up and down the stairs. I climb into cabs and restaurant booths. I hike to the Butcher's Arms and the London Apprentice. I cough a lot. I throw up pretty frequently, which really takes it out of you. I sneeze, and hit the tub and the can. I get in and out of bed, often several times a day.


Martin Amis


#exercise #masturbation #home

A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in body heat.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I'd never been a teacher before, and here I was starting my first day with these eager students. There was a shortage of teachers, and they had been without a math teacher for six months. They were so excited to learn math.


Andrew Shue


#before #day #eager #excited #first






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