#ex

A brick could used as a dagger, much like a blanket could be used to cool off after a heated argument.   ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

He says black, I say white and we do grey ↗

— Lazaro Hernandez

#humor #sexuality #funny

Could we wear spandex and blow things up? ↗

— Lisa Mantchev

#humor #spandex #humor

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#humor #humor

King Shrewd is expecting me, rather he isn't expecting me, and that is precisely why I must go to him now. ↗

— Robin Hobb

#humor #meeting #humor

I mean, I haven't been around very long. I can't expect everyone to have seen 'The House Bunny'. Oh God. I am having such waves of internal embarrassment, which now I'm admitting on a tape recorder. This is so one of the things I should keep in my head. ↗

— Emma Stone

#am #around #been #bunny #embarrassment

I have a small house so I borrow everything except art, that's what I love. ↗

— Salma Hayek

#borrow #everything #except #house #i

End Of Men is a concoction of sex, outsider art, filmmaking and death including an Italian island ↗

— C. B. Murphy

#filmmaking #outsider-art #sex #art

If you can imagine a thing, then it has already existed, somewhere, somewhen, somehow. ↗

— Toba Beta

#imagination #imagination

We relish news of our heroes, forgetting that we are extraordinary to somebody too. ↗