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I thought women loved great listeners. How could Agatha leave me? I’m musical, successful, and very, very, very, very sexy. Did I mention the fact that I am sexy? I’m like Brad Pitt, only different looking and much, much, much, much sexier. I am sexier than Brad Pitt! ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#brad-pitt #funny #sexy #funny

Trying to live up to yourself is the most trying thing. ↗


— Ren Garcia


#author #inspiration #interview #league-of-elder #literature

On the Bigotry of Culture: : it presented us with culture, with thought as something justified in itself, that is, which requires no justification but is valid by it's own essence, whatever its concrete employment and content maybe. Human life was to put itself at the service of culture because only thus would it become charged with value. From which it would follow that human life, our pure existence was, in itself, a mean and worthless thing. ↗


— José Ortega y Gasset


#dehumanization #existence #life #meaning #philosophy

Her life was like a burst of wild, flowing Chinese calligraphy, written under the influence of alcohol. ↗


— Weihui Zhou


#beauty #danger #life #love #sex

What is it about Paris that I just can’t keep my hands off of you?” I ask him in between kisses. “It has nothing to do with Paris and everything to do with my raw sexuality, baby. I’m fucking irresistible,” he growls just before he shoves his tongue down my throat. I can’t argue with that. ↗


— Ella Dominguez


#funny #sexy #art

I did not mean to sodomize Dick Cheney. I mean, I’m not even gay. Not that it matters. Because when, to my surprise, I bumped into him — literally — at the counter of Heimler’s Guns and Ammo in Casper, something clicked. And I’m not talking about the safety on my Mauser. You see, there’s another side to “L’il Dickens,” as the VP liked to refer to himself. Or, at least, a certain part of himself. En privado, he’s tender. He’s funny. He’s pink. And he’s a gun man, just like me. ↗


— Jerry Stahl


#politics #sex #funny

There has to be a cut-off somewhere between the freedom of expression and a graphically explicit free-for-all. ↗


— E.A. Bucchianeri


#artists #arts #arts-and-humanities #dignity #dignity-in-the-arts

See, the institutions and specialist, experts, you see. Yes, yes, experts, indeed. See, they would have us believe that there is an order to art. An explanation. Humans are odd creatures in that way. Always searching for a formula. Yes, a formula to create an expected norm for unexplainable greatness. A cook book you might say. Yes, a recipe book for life, love, and art. However, my dear, let me tell you. Yes, there is no such thing. Every individual is unique in their own design, as intended by God himself. We classify, yes, always must we classify, for if not, then we would be lost, yes lost now wouldn't we? Classification, order, expectations, but alas, we forget. For what is art, if not the out word expression of an artist. It is the soul of the artisan and if his expectations are met, than who are we to judge whether his work be art or not? ↗


— Cristina Marrero


#cristina-marrero #fiction #gay #homosexual #lesbian

With a host of proposals on the table and a President examining new ideas for health reform, we have an obligation to give real reform our best shot. ↗


— Ron Wyden


#examining #give #health #health reform #host

Buddhism: a violent religion that has compensated for the exploding human population by causing whole species of animal vessels to go extinct. ↗


— Bauvard


#extinction #funny #humor #funny






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