#ex

We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have enough time to have sex with me.  ↗

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#funny #humor #love #relationships #sex

You asked what I wanted and I'm not going to lie to you. What I want most is the naked truth. I want to strip away every stubborn layer until you're bared to me. And then I'm going to show you how to love right. ↗

— Nadège Richards

#life #love #relationships #sex #truth

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury. ↗

— Bill Gaede

#extinction #love #relations #age

You knocked out Ben McCrary?' he asked, eyes wide. 'It was an accident,' I said again. 'I threw the ball harder than I meant to.' Dex burst into laughter. 'Oh my God, that is the greatest thing I've heard all week. You are my new hero.' Squinting at me, he leaned in and said, 'Serious, I might actually be in love with you now. Would it be awkward if we made out? ↗

— Rachel Hawkins

#dodgeball #izzy #prodigium #love

[T]he pressure to become muscular begins even earlier, as evidenced by the extreme bulking up of male action figures. These popular toys, including G.I.Joe and Star Wars characters, have increased in muscle size every decade since the 1960s; such subtleties can begin to exert size pressure on boys at a young age. ↗

— Susan Morris Shaffer

#boys-self-image #muscles #age

The way people used to kiss before the age of historical materialism. ↗

— Ilya Ilf

#age

I just told her I love her. There’s no going back. Nothing to do but own it. But there’s the crux of the matter—I want to own it. ↗

— Tammara Webber

#love

Chapter Twenty-Seven: It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her. ↗

— Nicki Elson

#sex #love

Man is neither an angel nor a demon. Man is what his lover loves. ↗