#expect

A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything from shivers to tonitrophobia.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

There were two ways to be happy: improve your reality, or lower your expectations ↗

— Jodi Picoult

#happiness #reality #reality

Though, since the first record, I've dramatically changed my expectations for our records. ↗

— Daniel Johns

#dramatically #expectations #first #i #our

You're under pressure when you produce facts. You're working with facts in journalism, but you're under all kinds of formal constraints; there are expectations. ↗

— Denis Johnson

#expectations #facts #formal #journalism #kinds

To keep your secret is wisdom; to expect others to keep it is folly. ↗

— William Samuel Johnson

#folly #keep #others #secret #wisdom

We all remember epochs in our experience when some dear expectation dies, or some new motive is born. ↗

— George Eliot

#experience #motive #experience

A brick could be used as a Sexual Orientation Device. But I don’t need it, because I know my sexual orientation—north!
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

When you least expect it, someone may actually listen to what you have to say. ↗

— Maggie Kuhn

#expect #least #listen #may #say

Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation. ↗

— Charlotte Brontë

#life #life

What I expect of a movie reviewer is that he should love cinema as much as I do. ↗

— Patrice Leconte

#expect #i #i do #love #movie