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#expected

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Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been unexpected, unplanned by me.


Carl Sandburg


#best #came #life #me #nearly

I hardly expected the grand jury to sustain me, after they saw everything different from what it had been while I was there. Yet they did, and their report to the court advises all the changes made that I had proposed.


Nellie Bly


#after #been #changes #court #did

Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren't used to an environment where excellence is expected.


Steve Jobs


#environment #excellence #expected #people #quality

I expected to die. At no time before the trial did I expect to escape with my life. Yet being executed in the gas chamber did not necessarily mean defeat. It could be one more step to bring the community to a higher level of consciousness.


Huey Newton


#being #bring #chamber #community #consciousness

And, I may add, from what totally unexpected sources come many of those who from the comparatively modest beginning in the chorus rise to the heights of really great achievement in the theatrical profession.


Florenz Ziegfeld


#add #beginning #chorus #come #comparatively

The Dark Ages are alive and secretly thriving like a herpes infection among us.


Juliette Fay


#observations-on-life #unexpected-humor #unexpected-life #wry #age

A childish mind griped to unexpected changes.


Toba Beta


#gripe #unexpected-changes #change

A blanket could be used to represent my feelings for you. I think it’s slightly more communicative than me giving you a scrap of paper with a doodle of an erect penis. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick is what the aliens gave me to communicate with them. It’s easy to operate. Just go to a party, or any crowded location, place the brick on your head, and stand perfectly still until they open up lines of communication. If you talk to Egbok Wangor, tell him I want the twenty bucks he owes me—and I’ll even give you a twenty percent collector’s fee.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A football could be swapped out for a brick, to make family reunion football games more fun. But I’m calling it right now: I get to be quarterback.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny






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