#expert

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. ↗

— David Letterman

#bad news #bomb #camel #drop #experts

Despite claims by some to the contrary, we have heard numerous times in hearings and briefings by experts that existing technologies do not fully or effectively detect nuclear material. ↗

— John Linder

#claims #contrary #despite #detect #effectively

Einstein got most of the things right about black holes. I'm not an expert, I must admit. ↗

— Brian May

#admit #black #black holes #einstein #expert

If you look at the 19 hijackers who came to the United States in Sept. 11 to commit those acts, if you'd looked at them before they got onto a plane, you could probably say the same thing. There were various levels of expertise, various levels of competence. ↗

— Robert Mueller

#before #came #commit #competence #could

The readings of Soviet society are as many as the experts you speak to. In my view, it's a society that is overdue for measures of democratization and organization. ↗

— E. P. Thompson

#experts #many #measures #organization #overdue

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#economist #expert #happen #know #predicted

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#cutting #expert #knows #man #more

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#expert #guesses #makes #man #three

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#establish #expert #guesses #make #reputation

Every day, we get a little bit closer to the kind of expertise and the kind of experience we're going to need to go there. I'd love to be the guy walking on Mars. ↗

— John L. Phillips

#closer #day #every #every day #experience