#eyeballs

The ad revenues still go up because nothing dependably delivers the eyeballs that successful series do. ↗

— Dick Wolf

#because #delivers #eyeballs #go #nothing

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. ↗

— Dave Barry

#fins #fish #i #kind #only

How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets! ↗

— Cathy East Dubowski

#eyeballs #funny #space #funny

The genius of the economic machine is in its ability to convert these indulgences into profitability. It converts desire into attention, a grip on our eyeballs and eardrums, which in turn can be marketed to advertisers. ↗

— Todd Gitlin

#attention #convert #converts #desire #economic

He pictures amputated human arms flopping like fish down the center of the road; syringes floating on beds of liposuctioned fat; gelatinous human eyeballs wiggling merrily as they roll down the highway; and so on. He could imagine other such grotesque stuff, but chooses not to. ↗

— Dan Chaon

#grotesque #limbs #imagination

He resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again. ↗

— Kingsley Amis

#done #eyeballs #having #his #move

At a certain R.P.M., there's only one way for blood to leave your body, and that's through your eyeballs. That means you're dead. ↗

— Felix Baumgartner

#body #certain #dead #eyeballs #leave

As my mom used to say,"If wishes were horses, we'd be up to our eyeballs in shit. ↗

— Cat Adams

#cat-adams #eyeballs #horses #humor #mom

That's what the internet is: it's like bombarding your eyeballs with these myriad blinking colour lights. It's like trying to watch a movie on your phone in the middle of Times Square. ↗

— Michel Gondry

#eyeballs #internet #lights #like #middle

They may not look dangerous, but if angered [bowtruckles] will gouge out human eyes with their fingers, which, as you can see, are very sharp and not at all desirable near the eyeballs. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#creatures #dangerous #eyeballs #gouge #anger