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The pauper is vulnerable to pride and pride is the destroyer of man's glory.


Jaachynma N.E. Agu


#barack-obama #be-different #book-reading #chiyson #good-life

Back at home, days later, feel cranky and tired. Sit on the couch and tell him he's stupid. That you bet he doesn't know who Coriolanus is. That since you moved in you've noticed he rarely reads. He will give you a hurt, hungry-to-learn look, with his James Cagney eyes. He will try to kiss you. Turn your head. Feel suffocated. (from "How")


Lorrie Moore


#discontent #relationships #home

My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York. Am I a troubled kid? Yeah. You could say that.


Rick Riordan


#humor #introduction #percy-jackson #school #trouble

You necessarily have to be lost, before you’re found.


T. Scott McLeod


#buddhism #dark-night-of-the-soul #enlightenment #love #meditation

Love and romance are things worth waiting for.


Cath Crowley


#love #romance #teenagers #love

She’s not showing any interest in me and she looks like she doesn’t want to be here. Should I take off her handcuffs? I thought kidnap victims were supposed to fall in love with their captors?



Jarod Kintz


#fall-in-love #handcuffs #interest #kidnap #kidnapped

Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.


John Green


#homophobia #homosexuality #humor #picnic-tables #religion

At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings and endings. Dangerous and powerful. And we feel it even if we don't know what it is. These times are not necessarily good, and not necessarily bad. In fact, what they are depends on what *we* are.


Terry Pratchett


#life #terry-pratchett #tiffany-aching #truth #witches

No one is without troubles, without personal hardships and genuine challenges.  That fact may not be obvious because most people don't advertise their woes and heartaches.  But nobody, not even the purest heart, escapes life without suffering battle scars.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#difficulties #hardship #life #richelle #richelle-goodrich

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.


Steven Wright


#back #coffee #i #instant #microwave






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