#friend

There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.' ↗

— Louis C. K.

#big #big problem #dilemma #does #figure

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#boyfriend #broke #her #just #marriage

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#friend #liked #me #mother #never

A friend drops their plans when you're in trouble, shares joy in your accomplishments, feels sad when you're in pain. A friend encourages your dreams and offers advice--but when you don't follow it, they still respect and love you. ↗

— Doris Wild Helmering

#friends #friendship #quotes #dreams

Words are easy, like the wind; Faithful friends are hard to find. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#faith

Our American friends offer us money, arms, and advice. We take the money, we take the arms, and we decline the advice. ↗

— Moshe Dayan

#american #arms #decline #friends #money

Providing working Minnesotans with at least seven days of paid sick leave every year is the right thing to do to. It benefits our families and helps our businesses become more worker friendly and family friendly. ↗

— Mark Dayton

#benefits #businesses #days #every #families

I generally unwind by having dinner with close friends. ↗

— Nelson DeMille

#close friends #dinner #friends #generally #having

Mr. Brooks and I have been friends forever. He is in seventh heaven with his new success on Broadway. ↗

— Dom DeLuise

#broadway #brooks #forever #friends #heaven

If you've become a huge act and you're still doing the same music you wrote with your friends when you were making zero dollars, you're lazy. ↗

— Dan Deacon

#become #doing #dollars #friends #huge