#fries

Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #blood #crazy #culinary #food

It's finally happened; scientists claim to have discovered the very first person in history who doesn't like french fries. Just imagine the implications! ↗

— Graham Parke

#imagination

Certain foods no longer agree with me. If I eat French fries, I might feel sick to my stomach. ↗

— Carnie Wilson

#certain #eat #feel #foods #french

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" ↗

— Jay Leno

#fries #girl #i #into #like

A month before the season, I don't order fries with my club sandwich. ↗

— Mario Lemeiux

#club #fries #i #month #order

A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries. ↗

— Mario Lemieux

#french #french fries #fries #i #ketchup

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries. ↗

— Stephen King

#big #big mac #equivalent #fries #i

Ya know, I always admired Ray Kroc, the man who invented McDonald's. Ray had a vision of the most commonplace thing - a hamburger and fries to go - but to him it was just the greatest thing ever, and he was going to make it the greatest thing ever for everybody else, and he did. ↗

— David Lee Roth

#always #commonplace #did #else #ever

I was ecstatic when they re-named "French fries" as "freedom fries." Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots. ↗

— Johnny Depp

#french-fries #government #labels #freedom

I can bake. I made myself some nice French fries once. But otherwise I just eat out. Lots of salad bars. ↗

— Fiona Apple

#bars #eat #french #french fries #fries