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I just want to tell you what it's like not to have Planned Parenthood... you have to give your kids Ramen noodles at the end of the month to fill up their little bellies so they won't cry. You have to give them mayonnaise sandwiches. They get very few fruits and vegetables because they're expensive.


Gwen Moore


#bellies #cry #end #expensive #few

Shigure: We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass.


Natsuki Takaya


#fruits-basket #humor #laugh #shigure #humor

Did you hear that! Yuki, the heartless Yuki! Heartless Yuki has begged me with tears to let him visit my shop!


Natsuki Takaya


#humor

Hanajima: To truly love someone is to always put thier feelings before your own...No matter what.


Natsuki Takaya


#hanajima #love

Tohru: "Call a doctor, or a vet, or something! Mr. Postman! It's terrible! You see?! They're animals!" Mailman: "Well, uh, yes, they certainly are. Here's your mail." Tohru: "No, no, we've got to do something!" (Shigure in dog form grabs the letter.) Mailman: "I wish my dog was as smart. Good day!


Natsuki Takaya


#humor #manga #natsuki-takaya #tohru #tohru-honda

Maybe I should call Aaya!(Shigure) If you call him...(Yuki) I'll make you eat that phone.(Kyou) -Shigure-san,Yuki-san, Kyou-kun Shoma


Natsuki Takaya


#basket #eat #fruits #humor #kyou

Shigure: "That's lovely. She’s so... how shall I say it? By putting it into words I'm afraid the nobility of it all would only be obscured." Yuki: "Of what?" Shigure: "You know, she's so spunky!" Kyo: "You sick bastard!


Natsuki Takaya


#humor #kyo #manga #natsuki-takaya #shigure

Though we cannot see the heart, we can see the life.


David Paul Kirkpatrick


#heart #inspirational #inspirational

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.


Jim Davis


#eat #fruits #nuts #you






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