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Did I ever tell you that Alex loves you so much he got your name tattooed all over his body? Hell, he even got your name branded into the back of his neck." "They say 'LB,' Carlos. The initials for Latino Blood." "No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. He wants everyone to think that, but in reality it means Lover of Brittany. LB, get it?


Simone Elkeles


#alex #brittany #carlos #carlos-fuentes #fuentes

La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don't know the rest, la la la la!


Simone Elkeles


#carlos-fuentes #funny #perfect-chemistry #rules-of-attraction #simone-elkeles

I don't belong here. It doesn't matter, because even if I don't belong in this place, she's here and I want to be where she is.


Simone Elkeles


#love #perfect-chemistry #love

Don't classify me, read me. I'm a writer, not a genre.


Carlos Fuentes


#fuentes #genre #writing #writer

Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?" "It sucked." "Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks. "It really sucked," I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.


Simone Elkeles


#humor #perfect-chemistry #sarcasm #humor

you think you've never been wrong before?"-alex "sure i have why just last week I bought bobbi brown sandwash petal lip gloss when the pink blossom color would have looked so much better with my complexion. needless to say the purchase was a total disaster"- brittney "ill bet"-alex. "havent you ever been wrong before?"-brittany "absolutely. last week, when i robbed that bank over by the walgreens, I told the teller to hand over all the fifties he had in the till. what i really should have asked for was the twenties 'cause there were way more twenties than fifties"- alex "what a disaster"- brittany


Simone Elkeles


#brittany-ellis #funny #funny

You’re not the only one in this relationship who loves a challenge,” he says. “And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle . . . and without magnets glued to them.


Simone Elkeles


#conversation #funny #humor #kiara-westford #funny

Do you ever lose the ego?” Westford asks me. “Yeah.” When his daughter kisses me, my ego flies out the window.


Simone Elkeles


#conversation #ego #westford #conversation

Just so you know, I’m goin’ to enlist.” “I’m proud of you. But why?” I groan against the pain but manage to give him a half smile. “I want to make sure Kiara’s got a boyfriend who has more to offer than a hot bod and a face that could make angels weep.


Simone Elkeles


#conversation #dick-westford #conversation

Don't ever pity me.


Simone Elkeles


#life #perfect-chemistry #life






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