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Every radish I ever pulled up seemed to have a mortgage attached to it.


Ed Wynn


#ever #every #i #mortgage #pulled

Nonetheless, Article 5 makes clear that if an Iraqi civilian who is not a member of the armed forces, has engaged in attacks on Coalition forces, the Geneva Convention permits the use of more coercive interrogation approaches to prevent future attacks.


John Yoo


#armed #armed forces #article #attacks #civilian

The Obama administration deserves credit for quickly ending the housing free fall. In particular, Obama empowered the Federal Housing Administration to ensure that households could find mortgages at low interest rates even during the worst phase of the financial panic.


Mark Zandi


#could #credit #deserves #during #empowered

I'm always imagining some sort of story behind the song, even the ones I haven't written. I'm actively engaging in playacting.


Cassandra Wilson


#always #behind #engaging #even #haven

We are not just Art for Michelangelo to carve, he can't rewrite the agro of my furied heart- Lady Gaga 10/22/10


Lady Gaga


#music #musician #pop #song-lyrics #art

Not to engage in the pursuit of ideas is to live like ants instead of like men.


Mortimer Adler


#engage #ideas #instead #like #live

If we thought it would improve our relationship, we would get married tomorrow, but as it is, nearly 7 years after we got engaged, we are content to wait.


Benny Anderson


#content #engaged #get #get married #got

All right," she said in a low, determined voice. 'I'll go along with this. But you are not, under any circumstances, to refer to me again as 'the future Mrs. Bobby Tom,' do you understand? Because if you say that just once, just once, I will personally tell the entire world that our engagement is a fraud. Furthermore, I will announce that you are-are-" Her mouth opened and closed, She's stared out strong, but now she couldn't think of anything terrible enough to throw at him. An ax murderer?" he offered helpfully. When she didn't reply, he tried again. " A vegetarian?" It came to her in a flash. "Impotent!


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#humor #humor

Because the night you asked me, the small scar of the quarter moon had healed - the moon was whole again; because life seemed so short; because life stretched out before me like the halls of a nightmare; because I knew exactly what I wanted; because I knew exactly nothing; because I shed my childhood with my clothes - they both had years of wear in them; because your eyes were darker than my father's; because my father said I could do better; because I wanted badly to say no; because Stanly Kowalski shouted "Stella...;" because you were a door I could slam shut; because endings are written before beginnings; because I knew that after twenty years you'd bring the plants inside for winter and make a jungle we'd sleep in naked; because I had free will; because everything is ordained; I said yes.


Linda Pastan


#future #love #marriage #life

live your eyeliner, breathe your lipstick, and kill for each other -Lady Gaga via twitter


Lady Gaga


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