#gag

Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Lady Gaga and hype, the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hairspray: inseparable. The president can no more disown the Teamsters Union's leader than he can disown his own id. ↗

— Michelle Malkin

#barack obama #cast #gaga #hairspray #his

I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer. ↗

— David Mamet

#ask #gag #guy #i #politics

I can understand wanting to be invisible and mistrusting people and wanting to understand everything before you engage with the world. ↗

— Rooney Mara

#engage #everything #i #i can #invisible

Every person's remembering will be different. That engagement is important, I think. ↗

— Christian Marclay

#different #engagement #every #i #i think

So, for me the town hall meetings are really an opportunity to engage in two-way dialogue with people, and they've been very helpful. ↗

— Jack Markell

#dialogue #engage #hall #helpful #me

Sometimes Republicans engage in number-crunching analysis that doesn't always take the neediest into account. ↗

— Susana Martinez

#always #analysis #engage #into #republicans

Attend with Diligence and strict Integrity to the Interest of your Correspondents and enter into no Engagements which you have not the almost certain Means of performing. ↗

— George Mason

#attend #certain #correspondents #diligence #engagements

Crim has baggage: expectation, history, responsibility. ↗

— Pat Mastelotto

#expectation #history #responsibility

The universe of mortgage lending has gotten to the point where there is a place in it for everybody. ↗

— Joe Mays

#gotten #lending #mortgage #place #point

I do have to travel a lot for speaking engagements. ↗

— P. J. O'Rourke

#i #i do #lot #speaking #travel