#garbage

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#about #computer #ever #everything #garbage

The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. ↗

— Florynce R. Kennedy

#asking #everything #garbage #gets #into

I see a lot of people who love their jobs. I see some garbage collectors smiling as they go about their work. ↗

— Willie Stargell

#collectors #garbage #go #i #i see

I'm vegan on home base, but when I travel to other countries, I throw it all into the garbage. ↗

— Lake Bell

#countries #garbage #home #home base #i

Garbage Is, always. We will die, civilization will crumble, life as we know it will cease to exist, but trash will endure, and there it was on the street, our ceaselessly erected, ceaselessly broken cenotaphs to ephemera and disconnection and unquenchable want. ↗

— Robin Nagle

#garbage #life

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. ↗

— Woody Allen

#california #garbage #into #make #shows

When I go home my mother still makes me take out the garbage. ↗

— Nomar Garciaparra

#go #go home #home #i #makes

I don't think that because I'm not married it's made my life any less. That old maid myth is garbage. ↗

— Diane Keaton

#because #garbage #i #less #life

I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite memories, laughing at how the monster outfits were so bad, like black garbage bags for heads. ↗

— Ahmet Zappa

#bags #black #cheesy #dad #favorite

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill. ↗

— April Winchell

#bags #garbage #hands #head #i