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...our witness, one Edward Littleton, was a gay as Elton John's handbag.


Ann Somerville


#funny #gay #homosexuality #humor #humour

Just when I think you’ve hit bottom you continue to amaze me,” Kyle said. “Or, does this get worse? Nothing would surprise me after this. Are you sleeping with a married man whose wife is dying of cancer?” Elroy didn’t think he’d done anything wrong. “I know nothing about his wife, or his husband for that matter. I don’t ask and I’m not out to break up his home. Lighten up, man. Everybody does it. It’s not like I’m going to freaking marry this dude. I’m only having a little fun with him. You wanna come with me? We’ll have a three-way. You should see the way this guy moves. It will blow your mind.” With that remark Kyle shoved his hands into his pockets and walked faster. “No, thank you. That’s not something I’m interested in doing. Meeting nice, decent people is the only thing that blows my mind. I just hope you’re using condoms, you goddman asshole.


Ryan Field


#gay-erotica #m-m-romance #rakes #the-ivy-league-rake #home

Gotten butt-ass, bone-dog naked for your vadge-cam?" Dante offered with an angelic smile, standing close. "Fucking hell, D." Griff turned to Beth with an apology, but she spoke first. "Huh-yeah. Thanks, cockbreath.


Damon Suede


#gay-romance #humor #humor

In our opposed forms of loneliness and self-recognition and recognition of the other, we touched each other often as we spoke; and on shore in explorations of the past, we strolled with our arms linked...


Harold Brodkey


#gay #love #old #platonic-love #relationship

I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so cute.


J.M. Colail


#humor #lgbt #relationship #humor

Don’t answer the door without a shirt! Now, go get dressed before you catch a cold,” I scolded. “Why? He was kinda cute. Do you think he would’ve went for it if I said I didn’t have any money?” Wesley asked. “You’re mine and I wouldn’t let you prostitute yourself for pizza. Now go put on a shirt,” I said, pulling two slices onto a plate.


J.M. Colail


#gay-romance #humor #jealousy #lgbt #relationship

All I can think about is how fucked up it would be for your life to end here, now. I mean I know that your life if fucked up no matter what now, forever. And I'm not dumb enough to think that I can undo that, that anyone can. But I can't wrap my mind around the notion of you not getting old, having kids, going to Juilliard, getting to play that cello in front of a huge audience, so that they can get the chills the way I do every time I see you pick up your bow, every time I see you smile at me.


Gayle Forman


#life

For the first time in his life he understood why the Bible called sex "knowing". Everything was different. Now he knew Dante. He'd known Dante. And wonder of wonders, Dante had known him right back.


Damon Suede


#gay #intimacy #love #relationships #sex

Your life needs an airbag. I swear, Anastagio, you should have come equipped when you were born.


Damon Suede


#life

Very few people have the guts to come up to you and say, 'Hey, are you gay?'


Lance Bass


#few #few people #gay #guts #hey






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