#ge

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#chopsticks #easy #eating #hand #like

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#becomes #dull #her #him #his

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#attract #gets #heart #him #his

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#bride #does #getting #her #marriage

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#few #her #him #look #looking

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#another woman #appeal #better #every #every man

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#before #declares #down #even #his

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#brand new #break #chip #heart #just

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#either #exceeding #getting #heart #limit

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#beauty #boy #forever #gets #idea