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My wife was always nagging me to wear my seat belt. I got tired of listening, so I spotted a pedestrian to take my place. As we passed each other through the windshield, I handed off my wedding ring. ↗

— Bauvard

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Miracle means; when a South Asian Woman does not turn into an elephant after marriage. ↗

— M.F. Moonzajer

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A determined man, a man who believes himself grossly abused, does not listen to reason ↗

— Lucinda Brant

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La femme mariée est une esclave qu'il faut savoir mettre sur un trône. ↗

— Honoré de Balzac

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Married people grow like each other. ↗

— Graham Greene

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Your marriage," Jake said, almost impatiently. "It's like the grapes. Just a paint job." He went straight to bed. ↗

— Charlie Carillo

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Getting too interested in the English way of life won't help you land a permanent job. ↗

— Mary Ellis

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It was Wang Lung's marriage day. ↗

— Pearl S. Buck

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Marriage, I have always held, is a serious affair, to be entered into only after long deliberation and forethought, and suitability of tastes adn inclinations is the most important consideration. ↗

— Agatha Christie

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Marriages are made in heaven. When Allah made a creature, He also made the creature's mate ↗

— Farahad Zama

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