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The door buzzer sounded again. The two boys exchanged a single look before both bolting down the narrow hallway to the door. Jordan got there first. He grabbed for the coatrack that stood by the door, ripped the coats off it, and flung the door wide, the rack held aboe his head like a javelin. On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. "Is that a coatrack?" Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful." "Yes," said Jace. "Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #coatrack #coats #funny #humor

If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.


Colette


#marriage #men #humor

The shortest distance between two people is a smile.


Victor Borge


#kindness #music #victor-borge #humor

[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder." [Stephanie] "I'm rattled." "I have a cure." Oh, boy. He put the truck in gear and headed for the exit. "I know what you're thinking," he said. "And that wasn't where I was going. I was going to suggest work." "I knew that." He looked over at me and grinned. "You want me bad." I did. God help me.


Janet Evanovich


#ranger #romance #humor

A singer can shatter glass with the proper high note," he said, "but the simplest way to break glass is simply to drop it on the floor.


Anne Rice


#humor #lestat #logic #luxury #meaning

I have lost everything. Lost everything. Everything. - William Herondale


Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-angel #william-herondale #will-herondale

Goodness," Tessa said to the back of his neck. "If you keep seeing Six-Fingered Nigel like this, he'll expect you to declare your intentions.


Cassandra Clare


#jem-carstairs #tessa-gray #will-herondale #will-herondale

She made an impatient noise. "By the Angel, you don't know anything about your kid, do you? Do you even really know how vampires are made?" "Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ...


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #funny #humor #isabelle-lightwood #simon-lewis

As for the temperature of Hell, Miss Gray," he said, "let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs." (Will)


Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-angel #tessa #tessa-gray #tessie #will

Jem spoke with enormous care; talking to Will about anything personal was like trying not to startle away a wild animal.


Cassandra Clare


#on-the-bridge #will-herondale #will-herondale






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