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A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.


Anne Taylor Fleming


#love #marriage #work #love

Sometimes you know that no one can replace the person you love, and your heart will never be the same.


Cheyenne McCray


#moving-target #love

Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.


Oscar Wilde


#humor #literature #reading #humor

My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband. -Penelope Featherington


Julia Quinn


#julia-quinn #marriage #humor

I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion. 



Jarod Kintz


#dangerous #fire #firearm #gun #guns

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.


Patton Oswalt


#gender #humor #masculinity #romance #romance-novels

I look down from the branch I'm perched on. The Careers look murderous. Now I smile.'How have things been with you?' I ask sweetly.


Suzanne Collins


#cato #clove #glimmer #humor #katniss

Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things to do.' 'Me?' Ravel asked. 'Why do I have to start it? You're the most respected mage here. You start it, or Skulduggery.' Skulduggery shook his head. 'I can't start it. I don't like most of these people. I might start shooting.


Derek Landy


#gathering #grudges #humor #humorous #mages

How did you hear about that?' 'Are you kidding me? So far, I had that runt Kyle-' 'I hate him. I hate all vamps. That complete toad, Michael-' '-tell me you were pregnant by a vamp-' 'kidnnaped me and-Kyle said WHAT?' 'and then a member of the Domi shows up and informs me-' 'The Domi sent someone HERE?' '-that you're actually pregnant by the late king of the Fey.' 'Late?!' Heidar squeaked.


Karen Chance


#damphir #dorina #fey #fiction #humor

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually - from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff.


Steven Moffat


#doctor-who #humor #inspirational #the-doctor #time-travel






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