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Lissianna said, smacking Thomas in the arm. “What were you thinking? They don’t waltz here.” “I was thinking I didn’t want my uncle clasping my butt, and our chests rubbing together as he stepped on my feet while trying to shuffle me around the floor,” Thomas answered dryly. ↗


— Lynsay Sands


#lissianna #lucian #night-club #thomas #humor

The bottom line is that after we defeat the armed forces of Iraq, that we will want to and need to provide stability throughout that country. ↗


— Peter Pace


#armed #armed forces #bottom #bottom line #country

When there's a monster under your bed sometimes it really is best not to look. ↗


— Jocelynn Drake


#asylum-tales #humor #ignorance #philosophical #thoughts

If we were to one day encounter a form of life more powerful and intelligent than our own, and it regarded us as we regard fish, what would be our argument against being eaten? ↗


— Jonathan Safran Foer


#life #thought-provoking #inspirational

The point of life was to press on, to do the best you can, to make the world a better place. ↗


— Tom Clancy


#life

Our department takes 1,120 calls every day. Do you know how many of the calls the public expects perfection on? 1,120. Nobody calls the fire department and says, 'Send me two dumb-ass firemen in a pickup truck.' In three minutes they want five brain-surgeon decathlon champions to come and solve all their problems. ↗


— John Eversole


#humor #humor

He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard," he muttered. "You don't understand at all," said the wizard wearily. "I'm so scared of you my spine has turned to jelly, it's just that I'm suffering from an overdose of terror right now. I mean, when I've got over that then I'll have time to be decently frightened of you. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#fright #humor #rincewind #humor

Laughter is the stubborn reward of grim times. ↗


— Edward McPherson


#humor #keaton #laughter #humor

I have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.
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— Jarod Kintz


#clue #clues #humor #insight #insightful

I also read about Heathcliff's unexpected three-year career in Hollywood under the name Buck Stallion and his eventual return to the pages of Wuthering Heights. ↗


— Jasper Fforde


#humor #wuthering-heights #humor






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