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#girl

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #girl




I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on.


Marissa Meyer


#cyborg #girl #humor #marissa-meyer #humor

Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit.


Samantha Young


#high-maintenance #humor #humor

Girls at war opt for a quieter cruelty than fistfights and drive-by shootings. Girls circumvent the corporeal and go straight for each other's souls. The bleeding is harder to stanch.


Jillian Lauren


#humor #war #humor

You should have told her differently,' said Hermione, still with that maddeningly patient air. 'You should have said it was really annoying, but I'd made you promise to come along to the Three Broomsticks, and you really didn't want to go, you'd much rather spend the whole day with her, but unfortunately you thought you really ought to meet me and would she please, please come along with you, and hopefully you'd be able to get away more quickly? And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am too,' Hermione added as an afterthought. 'But I don't think you're ugly,' said Harry, bemused. Hermione laughed.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #humor #order-of-the-phoenix #humor

Girls are like slugs—they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.


Bill Watterson


#humor

We imagine people as animals or gods. -But she was just a person, a girl.


John Green


#imagination

Tell me I didn't imagine it, Leo. Tell me that even though our bodies were in seperate states, our star selves shared an enchanted place. Tell me that right around noon today (eastern time) you had the strangest sensation: a tiny chill on your shoulder...a flutter in the heart...a shadow of strawberry-banana crossing your tongue...tell me you whispered my name.


Jerry Spinelli


#stargirl #imagination

I was not so sure, but Jem told me I was being a girl, that girls always imagined things, that’s why other people hated them so, and if I started behaving like one I could just go off and find some to play with.


Harper Lee


#imagination #imagination

Not knowing you can't do something, is sometimes all it takes to do it.


Ally Carter


#carter #gallagher #girls #inspirational #inspirational

Shine with all you have. When someone tries to blow you out, just take their oxygen and burn brighter.


Katelyn S. Irons


#inspirational #shine #stargirl #inspirational






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