#glass

To talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass. ↗

I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. “If you get in trouble, I’ll be there.” “Nice,” Shane said. “I’m warming up to this bloodsucking thing, Mikey.” “No, you’re not.” “Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

In grade school, I was a complete geek. You know, there's always the kid who's too short, the kid who wears glasses, the kid who's not athletic. Well, I was all three. ↗

— Julianne Moore

#athletic #complete #geek #glasses #grade

She carried herself like a queen,: gracefully, regal, and dignified. She was all woman and every inch a lady, and he had never seen her equal, not even in Paris. He was thinking she would make the perfect mistress, but at the same time, he wonder if she would accept such a role. Beautiful, arousing, and complicated meant nothing but trouble.-Alysandir ↗

— Elaine Coffman

#isobella-douglass #beauty

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies. ↗

— William Temple

#forth #friends #glass #good #humor

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. ↗

— Martin Mull

#falls #glass #ice #jogging #out

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. ↗

— Jack Nicholson

#i #jack #jack nicholson #nicholson #sunglasses

I'm so shy now I wear sunglasses everywhere I go. ↗