#goin

People always ask me, 'Why did your wife take that extra job?' What they don't know is that four out of five days a week she's going to be home having dinner with us by five o'clock. ↗

— Mark Consuelos

#ask #clock #days #did #dinner

I'm going to outplay you. That's the mentality I have, and you should want to outplay me. ↗

— Brian Jordan

#i #me #mentality #should #want

I get letters from readers who say that they have always hated reading, but somebody suggested one of my books, they actually finished the book and enjoyed it, and they're going on to read another book. I'm thrilled that they have figured out that reading is fun. ↗

— Caroline B. Cooney

#always #another #book #books #enjoyed

I'm going to become the best-remembered artist of my generation by staying away from the party as often as possible. That way, people will remember me, not because I was great, but because I didn't cause them any later embarrassment. ↗

— Julian Cope

#artist #away #because #become #cause

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. ↗

— Ronnie Corbett

#anyone #ever #faster #going #idiot

Snoop Dog is the Phil Jackson of youth football coaches. He ain't going to accept nothing but a winner. ↗

— Ice Cube

#coaches #dog #football #going #jackson

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously. ↗

— Rob Corddry

#air #answer #funny #going #i

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going. ↗

— Irwin Corey

#direction #end #going #soon #up

I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is, no candy is going to spill out. ↗

— Katie Couric

#disappointing #feel #going #human #i

I could announce one morning that the world was going to blow up in three hours and people would be calling in about my hair! ↗

— Katie Couric

#announce #blow #calling #could #going