#golf

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

#being #billiards #golf #good #imagine

The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win. ↗

— Phil Mickelson

#golf #just #like #object #play

I have come to understand and appreciate writers much more recently since I started working on a book last fall. Before that, I thought golf writers got up every morning, played a round of golf, had lunch, showed up for our last three holes and then went to dinner. ↗

— Phil Mickelson

#before #book #come #dinner #every

The final group, on Sunday at the Masters, is the greatest feeling in the world for a professional golfer. ↗

— Phil Mickelson

#final #golfer #greatest #greatest feeling #group

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. ↗

— A. A. Milne

#because #best #game #golf #popular

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#enjoy #golf #hate #how #i

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#also #anything #divorce #found #frustrating

I like to play snooker, golf as well. ↗

— John Terry

#i #like #play #well

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. ↗

— James Patrick Murray

#golf #good #good loser #his #i

But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything - your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls. ↗

— Bill Murray

#advice #against #always #anything #because